transition. train station.
the devil's fox
"stupid brits. you can’t brag about living at oxford when you didn’t go to oxford" "you assholes. get the fuck out of nyc. learn the fucking language here before trying to make our ignorant citizens feel ignorant" You do realise that American is just English but with words that we've dropped? And that Oxford is a city, not a university-they're different, but the uni is in the city? And that it's always in the top 10 if not 5 unis worldwide? God, please tell me you were joking.from ibuiltmyselfahouseofglass
third sentence is gold. fourth, almost as good, but not quite. the third one takes the cake.
yes, cops and so forth have tough jobs. but have you ever been in a burger king after 11 at night? shit’s danger.
the train arrives and i see your reflection in blurred, successive angles, on the side of the car, in the window, on the door, and right in front of me. your visage is mine to take, mine to obsess over for the moment you wait to board. it is not yours.
i’d just like to go on the record to say that cracker jack prizes are not what they used to be.
You'd hope so. No need for the rudeness. No wonder you're alone at this time of night.from Anonymous
Oh, it was addressed to British people in NYC. Sorry, that took a while to parse. Anyway, sorry they're being cocks, but you're coming across as the worse kind of asshole here.
would i have it any other way, cunt?
hey, stupid brits. you can’t brag about living at oxford when you didn’t go to oxford, and you can’t push that it’s the most famous uni in the world and oh my god why hasn’t anyone here heard of it. well, the reason that no one has heard of it is that M.I.T. kicks your old-ass-school’s ass here and in every other half-to-fully developed country’s ass on the planet. you assholes. get the fuck out of nyc. learn the fucking language here before trying to make our ignorant citizens feel ignorant, you ignorant fucks.
girl says i’m a cross between ryan gosling and mark ruffalo. i ask the bartender to give me 10 of whatever the fuck she is drinking.
is it sad that today’s men have nothing worthwhile to die for?
a walk to bushwick. a walk to forget.
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River of Crystals
